Instagram Ur so 2000 and late

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be